Shiitake Jones

The Macroneurotic Adventures of Shiitake Jones, Adventure #1, Zen Ken




Hi Macro Chicks and Dudes,

My name is Shiitake Jones. I am a fully fledged Macro Chick. I now have my own forum for discussion of all things macro and otherwise - both on and off the planet - er ...um...I mean plate! You can also read about my macro dating adventures here..... ...and create some of your own by signing up with CyberMacro's exclusive dating site MacroMates

I am a yoga teacher by trade. I have dabbled with Bikram (a little too sweaty - it made my organic mascara run - not a good look for a Macro babe, and Iyengar (but I kept tripping over all those blocks and bolsters in my organic hemp Birkenstocks. Now I teach Hatha and dabble in Ashtanga. Though it has all become so trendy these days - Madonna, Gwyneth (I hope she knows that all those Apples are quite yin) etc. jumping on the band wagon. I remember the days when I had to spell Pilates and people thought it was a dirty word! I am now studying macrobiotics part time, have done my first round of 36 ginger compresses and daikon hip baths, bake my own bread. And am even dating an almost macro guy. Must fly.....off to buy some kale and barley for a soup, then have my hair hennaed before catching Christina Cooks on the box tonight......tomorrow is the organic make your own quilt class at the Waldorf College, then my Sunday afternoon yoga class and dinner with Zen....i mean Ken.....the hottest macro man I have come across.....even if he is still cooking boil-in-the-bag dinners!

If you have any comments or feedback on Shiitake, you are welcome to post them in her forum
or email her at shiitakejones@cybermacro.com

 







Copyright © 2005 CyberMacro and Little Tree Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved Shiitake Jones and all the characters referenced are entirely real and based on figures living and dead. All similarities to people you know are entirely intentional. Take a deep breath and get over it. Meaning please pick someone else to sue instead that has money, well that is until Shiitake's line of yogawear makes its appearance in a store near you.