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Stephanie: Good Lord, your miso has white spots on it. THIS IS A DANGER SIGN. It is imperative that you READ THIS MESSAGE. Someone at the Pia Zadora Golden Buckeye Retirement Village where I live had the same thing happen to them last year. Unfortunately, that poor soul is no longer among us. Yes, he woke up one morning, and his Miso-Master Miso had white spots on it. I said, "Lonnie, now don't you eat that stuff. I told you that you should have got the George brand from that Ark place in Clinton's state". But he wouldn't listen, because he did not like the Arkansas connection (white trash and all....also, he is (was) a registered Republican. So, against my good advice, he went ahead and ate it. You should have seen what happened next. I mean it was like one of those Alien movies (with Sigorney Weaver - a fox). Lonnie's eyes bulged out, his teeth got big, and he growled a lot. Then this thing burst out of his chest area, and it was a little person. I said, "Who goes there?", and this thing, well it looked just like Michio Kushi. I did not kn what to make of it. Lonnie, by this time, was unconscious. So, this thing, it was trying to lure me closer (probably for desert). It said, "Let me talk to you, just for a half hour, and because you are a senior citizen I will charge you only $400 instead of my usual $600 per hour". Well, I was never one to refuse a bargain, but in this instance, my better judgement prevailed. I knew this was an alien type, and that it was a trick, perhaps to get money to fund some commune or something like that. So I says "No way, you Kushi imposter", but he said, "At least my rates are cheaper than the real thing". Smart alien. I could not argue the point. Anyway, I had enough of this. So, I took my walker to it, and believe me, that alien is now consulting in the 4th dimmension, or wherever aliens go. But getting back to poor Lonnie, he did not know what happened. I hid my book "The End of Medicine", and called 911. The emergency staff came within 5 minutes, and stitched Lonnie all up. He recovered. You are probably wondering what then happened to him. Well, Lonnie could never eat miso again, and so he yinned out on all that good food they serve us at the Pia Zadora Golden Buckeye Retirement Home (like mashed pineapple, juice of various kinds, oranges, grapefruit, and pleanty of sugar), and they took away our cigarrettes too. So, Lonnie got more and more expanded (bloated), and one hot day, he just exploded. I am sorry to ramble. But I just wanted to tell you this story, to show that at least one person met his demise from eating miso with white spots on it. It does not mean the miso is bad, or was made bad, but that it may have been stored in hot weather after it left the maker. Miso Master miso is top quality, as is Ohsawa brand, Erewhon, and others, but none of them can control what happens to their miso once it leaves their miso factories. There are many mysteries in life, and one of those certainly is who REALLY controls the miso after it leaves the miso factories where it is made. Think of it for a minute....to the government and the aliens, who poses the greatest risk? Why, those with the clear minds to see things the way they really are. The government and the aliens have a vested interest in making sure that the general population see things only as they want...they contrul the newspapers, the TV stations, and the media in general. Most people are duped in to believing what they are spoonfed by these media is "reality". But not macrobiotic people. So, macrobiotic people pose the danger to them. What do macrobiotic people eat daily? Miso. "Control The Miso, And You Control The People" they say. And they are right. Ever see a truck carrying miso from the miso factory to the store, parked on the side of some country road, with men in black all around? Well, I did. Need I say more? WATCH YOUR MISO. You should ask your miso, just like you ask your children, "Where have you been tonight?". Or, like they ask you at the airport, "Have these bags (miso) been out of your possession since you arrived here?" Like juvenile delinquents, miso must be monitored at all times. The recidivism rate of miso is also cause for concern. So, Stephanie, please watch what you eat. And also, and I tell you this in confidence, I think Scott is one of them. I heard that he is offering people free miso...says he got too much of it by mistake. Does all this make sense now? Hello? Enough said. Someone named Harold posted advice about the dangers of kudzu. That was good advice. But that was kindergarten stuff compared to the issue you raised (i.e., spotted miso). Now, we are talking global survival and mass mind control. You are a very perceptive person to raise this issue on this discussion group. By doing so, you may have saved many minds. Remember, "A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste". Please, remember Lonnie in your thoughts, and always remember, if you eat too much yin without balancing it with some yang, you too may end up like some balloon that fat kid eating a SAD blew up too much and burst. This is a fate that none of us should endure. And also, be wary of those who charge $600 an hour for a consultation...you never know what their agenda really is. God bless. Gilbert Gnarley (silent G when pronouncing the last name) |