The MacroNeurotic Adventures of Shiitake Jones

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Can hipness in a macrobiotic chick be taken to the extreme? See for yourself and laugh all along the way as you read the Adventures of Shiitake Jones as she turns what you thought and were taught about macrobiotics on its head! Even when she is not teaching a yoga class!

Will her new,"wet behind the ears" macrobiotic boyfriend, Ken (or is that Zen?!), be overwhelmed by the wackiness of Shiitake? Or will he realise he is falling in love with her, quirkiness and all? You might just see a little bit of yourself in Shiitake...(psychotherapy referals not included).

However Shiitake would love your input on her romantic adventures. She invites you to email your suggestions and ideas for her to pursue. Not only will the best advice as judged by Shiitake herself let you see your name in lights alongside the likes of Shiitake here at cybermacro.com and help her with her romantic entanglements and macrobiotic life, you will also receive a complimentary bag of Shiitake's favourite macro treat, a bag of Mitoku Rice Taffy, which she always carries in her yoga bag! Just remember to brush and floss afterwards as Shiitake will not accept any dental bills from taffy induced damage - not even from holistic mercury-free dentists!

Comments, feedback, even marriage proposals to Shiitake are much appreciated. Please send them to shiitakejones@cybermacro.com.
Like the rest of us, Shiitake abhors SPAM (in email and as tinned pork - she is Jewish as well as macrobiotic!) Expensive gifts, organic sauerkraut made in Harsch fermenting pots, and natto are always welcome!

Questions of any nature may be posted in Shiitake's very own forum, which will be answered by this chick with such a magnitude of hipness and coolness that it is off the scale. Don't be surprised if her boyfriend, Ken chimes in once in a while with his own take on things, now that he is finding his feet in the macro world! But don't wait for Shiitake's input! Your responses are just as valuable and sought after. This is a forum for all!

By the way, if Shiitake decides that the question or comment you post indicates that you are an equally hip macrobiotic chick or dude, you may just be awarded your very own Shiitake T-Shirt! What a way to impress your macro friends! Madonna and Gwyneth may have been the public faces of macrobiotics yesterday...the new macro celeb on the block is our very own Shiitake Jones. And this hip chick is here to stay!

Click Here to read Shiitake's Adventures