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Old 02-11-2004, 07:41 AM
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Re: to fish or not to fish

Oh! This was what I was going to reply before I went off on an ethical tangent!

LINE FISHING:

Someone dangles a meal at street level from the top of a building. The meal says FREE! Its a great meal, like groats and barley with seaweed and carrots and a bit of miso cooked in it too, really nice and hot too, all fresh.

You have been hungry for a while so you take a bite. Then while you are chewing, you find something in it, but before you can spit it out, the rope pulls and it is hooked in the side of your mouth and you are screaming in pain, and being hauled up to the top of the building and then the guy suffocates you and bashes your head in.

TRAWLER FISSSSSHING:

A massive net with iron bars along the bottom is suspended between two bomber jet planes. They fly over your city/town/village/settlement and scoop up everything insight. They pick your brother out and toss him back because he looks funny. They chuck out a horse and most of the bulidings. BUt you and the rest of your family is all in a pile in the bottom of this net, going god knows where. Then you get dumped and suffocated.

Come on, where has all the compassion gone?!!!?
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